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"I ain't gonna be just a face in the crowd, you're gonna hear my voice when I shout it out loud" (It's My Life- Bon Jovi)
Tuesday, February 24, 2009 4:45 PM
Maths and Physics common tests over liaos! But still got LT tmr and History on Thurs. D:Maths paper was quite okay but Physics test was damn hard man! I never do like 2 questions which are 2m each! Waste of 4 marks!(and possibly higher D:) Today Physics lesson was super relaxing, unlike before common tests where teacher soooo serious. Cos common test over liaos, lol. Mr Ng (physics teacher) shared some jokes, which are listed below. (Up to you if you find it funny, I found it slightly funny) There was an american scientist called Mr Smith who travelled to Africa to do some research. He contracted a disease over there. he went to a hospital but the African doctors could not find a way to treat him. An helicopter was immediately sent to pick him up and send him back to America. Reaching America, he underwent a series of tests, which made him so exhausted that he went unconscious. When he awoke, he was in a white room which had many empty beds and nobody in them. He was so weak that he could not get up to walk out the door. The cell phone near his bed rang. he summoned all of his strength to pick it up. The doctor was calling him. Mr Smith asked: "Why am I all alone?" The doctor replied "Mr Smith, you have contracted a very rare disease which has no cure and is highly contagious. We will try to look for the cure. In the meantime, you will realise the door is locked because we don't want you to infect other people. So, as we find the cure, we will feed you pancake prata and pizza." Mr Smith replied "Why am I being fed pancake prate and pizza, instead of my favourite chicken chop. The doctor replied: " Because it's the only food which can be slipped under the door to give it to you." Joke 2: There was a 7 yr old boy in the supermarket buying a huge bag of detergent and he queued up to buy it. The cashier, worried that the boy was carrying such as huge bag, asked him if he knew what he was doing. The boy said: "I'm using the detergent to wash my dog." The cashier said: "The dog will die!" The boy did not listen to the cashier and left. A few days later, the boy returned. He was looking for _______(I forgot what he was looking for, sorry!) He queued up to buy the thing. The cashier asked: "How was the dog's bath?" The boy replied: "The dog died!" The cashier wanted to say Told You So! but did not want to sadden the boy. She pretended to sympathise with the boy. She asked: "Did the dog die because of the detergent?" The boy said: "No, it died due to the rotation." (Washing machine turning). Okay, that's all. ~Joel |